Disney

that magic carpet ride

                        was the best idea Walt ever had,

what with the fireworks popping

                        the singing, the love, the hot

Arabian princess mid-riffing it

                        through her very own Arabian night

with the little thief sitting astride

                        feeling her up when the camera

cuts away in cartoon innuendo.

                        And ol’ Walt sits in his office

at his massive oaken desk

                        mustachioed and balding in hysterics

wondering how many years

                        he would lie dead before someone

realized the common thread

                        in each children’s movie:

kids like to fuck just like

                        everyone else in the goddamn world.